under-a-r0ck:

No tumblr. It is not the 90’s. You are wrong.

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

oomshi:

Some of you have managed to memorize all 700 pokemon but complain about memorizing 20 vocab words

obsession-is-wholocked:

whatamievendoingwithmyblog:

Lets just take a moment to appreciate the way New Zealand sells beer.  

I feel like this basically summarises our culture.

this is the exact same way we fight agents bullying too

I have ‘sticks and stone will break my bones but words will never hurt me… yeah right’ posters every were 

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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sexybritishllama:

im pretty sure it is physically impossible to listen to radioactive by imagine dragons without imagining yourself in a post-apocalyptic city with your hair slowly blowing in the wind as you walk down the deserted street with a gun on your shoulder